Apophasis (apophasis) wrote,
Apophasis
apophasis

why not :P

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now. I don't watch much TV these days. I own lots of books.  (Never enough...)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies. × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.  (Sometimes even creatively) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Not since I lost it last year)
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× I have broken someone's bones. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Depends on context and to whom.) × I hate the rain(Actually a sure fire way to cheer me up :))
× I'm paranoid at times. × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need/want money right now.
I love sushi. × I talk really, really fast. × I have fresh breath in the morning.  (A fresh corpse maybe...)
I have long hair.  (Not as long as it used to be) × I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling.  (I wish it were only one.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Hallowe'en, duh!) × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.  (More like...comfortable with it. I wear me like an old sweater as time goes on.) × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. × I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized. I slept with a roommate.
I have a hidden talent. × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Despise it) × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop and/or window shop.  (Books only.) × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a mobile phone.  (Bane of my existance.) × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before.
I currently like/love someone. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (I dread the idea of knowing what I will do every day til I die.) × I want to have children in the future.  (Uncertain. I feel the need to pass something on, just not my genes necissarily.)
I have changed a diaper before. × I've called the cops on a friend before. × I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn. I am shy around the opposite sex.  (Context based.) × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. I have tried alcohol or drugs before. × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (I am famously paranoid about such things. I've dodged interested parties if there is even a chance a friend might be interested and there is a chance.)
× I own the "South Park" movie. × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. I enjoy some country music.  (Man In Black.)
× I would die for my best friends(You never know until the situation arises.) I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (With certain things.) × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (I could make a joke about how I'm my own boss...)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (No...Hallowe'en is awesome for costumes and scary stories.) I have dated a close friend's ex.  (It's a small town. Friends have dated my exes, I've dated theirs. No biggie.) × I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. × Democrat(There's a difference?) × Republican(There's a difference?)
× I don't even know what I am. × I am punk rockish. I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (That is the trend, but I try not to let it interfere with a good personality. But it can make me antsy.)
I study for tests most of the time.  (Moments before! :D) × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. × I can work on a car(Depends how much. Modern cars are electronic trash-boxes.)
× I love my job(s)(HAHAHAHAHA!
*wheeze*)
I am comfortable with who I am right now. × I have more than just my ears pierced(I've let the others grow in. May repierce down the road.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. I have jumped off a bridge.  (Actually driven off. In a golf cart.) I love sea turtles.  (They are amazing :))
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. × I went to college out of state. × I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. × I have thrown up from crying too much. I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people. × I adore bright colours. × I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays(Best places to get drunk after church!) I can pick up things with my toes.  (I'm a monkey.) × I can't whistle.
I have ridden/owned a horse.  (Ridden.) × I still have every journal I've ever written in. I talk in my sleep.  (Not often, but yes.)
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. × I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. × I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (Tree huggy? No. More incense and illuminated manuscript spiritual.) × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. × I'm an artist. × I am ambidextrous(I was born left handed. Now I'm right handed. Some overlap but not enough to be ambi.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (Creepy...) × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. × I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (I don't often respond to 'tags'.) × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. × I am extremely flexible. × I love hugs more than kisses(All in the context.)
× I want to own my own business(Want? I *do* own my own business :P) × I smoke(Strictly social.) I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (Work :P)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (I have a very hard time crying.) I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (Handguns mostly with some proficiency with rifles. Pretty good shot, but out of practice.)
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (Depends, but when it works, it works!) I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (But I cope.) I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
I have played strip poker with someone else before. × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (I believe there are phenomenon as yet unexplained. But that doesn't mean unexplainable, and it doesn't mean there are what we guess they are.)
× I can't stand being alone(I thrive on alone time.) × I have at least one obsession at any given time. × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (What?!?)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. × I'm a judgmental asshole. × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
I have travelled on more than one continent.  (Three and counting.) × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (Nope. I actually find praise grotesquely embarrassing.)
× I am a Libertarian(Some great theories, but practice might be out of reach.) I can speak more than one language. I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV. × I like reading fact more than fiction. I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Several times.) I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (Does this count when I get mashed in the tonkers?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. I like most animals better than most people.  (Sad but true.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (Funny you should mention...)
I am compulsively honest.  (I wouldn't say compulsive, but I get very uncomfortable with lies. Besides...often you can get away with more with a brutal truth than even the best lie.) I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (It's called gaming :P)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. × I dislike milk. × I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (Money greedy? Well it ain't for charity...But it's no worse than accountants and bankers :P) I don't like to chew gum.
I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.  (Emphasis on 'and'. Empathy without honesty is manipulative. Honesty without empathy it cruelty.) I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (Well...try to...) I love to sing.  (...in the shower or when drunk.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. I have a custom-built computer. × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (Create? Muahahahahaha...)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (Uhhh...) × I've gone skinny-dipping. I've performed in three plays.
I enjoy burritos. × I'm Irish and loving it. × I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.  (That really depends...) × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
I need more time to myself. × I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
I download songs from the internet. × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (Nurr?) × I say random things to freak people out.  (Freaking people for the sake of shock is a child's way of acting.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note(Nurr?) × I love playing Truth or Dare. × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. × I can only hate someone that I love. × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
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